(via eyeonspringfield)
“ Excuse me, ma’am, where are the lampshades? (the bottles don’t respond): Ma’am (rocks one of the bottles, which topples over, oozing syrup): Oh, no, I killed her. It’s all happening again!”
(via eyeonspringfield)
“ Excuse me, ma’am, where are the lampshades? (the bottles don’t respond): Ma’am (rocks one of the bottles, which topples over, oozing syrup): Oh, no, I killed her. It’s all happening again!”
